marvel: yeah, we love all the avengers! iron man, captain america, thor, hulk, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* pasta stroganoff
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
So does that mean if you ship Tony/Steve/Bruce as an OT3 it can be called the Stark Spangled Banner?
so in iron man 2
a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers
in spider-man 2
a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino
that’s great for all the little boys in the theater,...
“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
I feel so connected to OP right now
